Crying in the parking lot of a family dollar in the middle of nowhere because I have a flat tire and a two hour wait for a tow truck
Wiping my nose with socks because I have no tissues
What a glamorous life I lead

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may or may not have eaten cadbury mini eggs for dinner 

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i would be way sexier if i could raise one eyebrow

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help im suffocating under the weight of my student loans

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Here’s to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. Unknown (via cultivate-solitude)

(Source: quotable-notable, via shreddedtopanga)

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boyfriend was out of town for the weekend and when he got back i hugged him and said “i dont like sleeping in an empty bed!” to which he replied “well you were in it, so it wasnt empty.”

always such the romantic 

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I’d like to thank all 3000 of you for the support. I don’t do promos, but this one time I will.c:


-you gotta be followin’ me.

-will not promote any blogs that are mean, shaming, or the likes.

-will not promote any blogs that are pro-ana, pro-bulimia, etc.

-only three will be picked. i will take a screenshot and also link you to their blog.

-i will additionally pick 10 more to go into a list, with my favorite ones bolded. 

-you guys have until 12 AM (eastern)

-likes don’t count!

(Source: lifegains)

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