boyfriend is out of town for the week and i miss him but im glad i got to show myself how perfectly capable i am on my own

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anonynaila:

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mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

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People that name inanimate objects really weird me out.

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Got some shitty news that makes me feel really awful about how much i’ve killed myself for my job this past year so i had the biggest margarita and went for a run and now i feel like puking but also better

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People that eat green bananas just can’t be trusted.

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Good pups good drinks and good sex. What more could I ask for?
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One of the cool things about being 22 is that on the phone you can pretend to be a grownup.

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Sometimes I take a second and think “What would a logical person do in this situation.”

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must. stop. watching engagement videos.

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