I bought a new vacuum and I legitimately have not been this excited about anything in a long time

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cheetah-buttcup:

Rest in Peace, Robin Williams.

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last week of work. deep breaths.

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Sometimes you’re 23 and standing in the kitchen of your house making breakfast and brewing coffee and listening to music that for some reason is really getting to your heart. You’re just standing there thinking about going to work and picking up your dry cleaning. And also more exciting things like books you’re reading and trips you plan on taking and relationships that are springing into existence. Or fading from your memory, which is far less exciting. And suddenly you just don’t feel at home in your skin or in your house and you just want home but “Mom’s” probably wouldn’t feel like home anymore either. There used to be the comfort of a number in your phone and ears that listened everyday and arms that were never for anyone else. But just to calm you down when you started feeling trapped in a five-minute period where nostalgia is too much and thoughts of this person you are feel foreign. When you realize that you’ll never be this young again but this is the first time you’ve ever been this old. When you can’t remember how you got from sixteen to here and all the same feel like sixteen is just as much of a stranger to you now. The song is over. The coffee’s done. You’re going to breathe in and out. You’re going to be fine in about five minutes. The Winter of the Air  (via bl-ossomed)

wow, this one got me.

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Fifty Shades of Grey will 100% be the next Twilight.

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boyfriend is out of town for the week and i miss him but im glad i got to show myself how perfectly capable i am on my own

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anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

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People that name inanimate objects really weird me out.

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Got some shitty news that makes me feel really awful about how much i’ve killed myself for my job this past year so i had the biggest margarita and went for a run and now i feel like puking but also better

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People that eat green bananas just can’t be trusted.

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